Had to go to the really large store that has “Home” in the name today. I try my best to replace my light bulbs with LED as they go out. Screw that fluorescent crap. Not because it has mercury in them. 48 micrograms of mercury in a 6 oz tuna sandwich versus .07 micrograms in a typical CFL breakage. If you are scared of fluorescent bulbs then you should DEFINITELY stop eating tuna fish sandwiches. But fluorescents do suck. They don’t last as long as they are marketed. For lots of reasons. I am in the electric trade, easy to get me side tracked with that, sorry. I digress.
So in the big orange store, they had a few items on deep discount. Like Xmas lights. Oh man, I picked some up, but I put them back. LOL Wife if going to be mad at me enough. They also had a deep fryer kit on sale. About 33% off. Would you believe, I don’t have one? Why? Everybody else has one that’s why. Okay okay, the real reason, my wife is scared I’d hurt myself. Well, I wasn’t supervised today, and so, I grabbed it. A huge jug of peanut oil as well.
For Xmas our owner gives us a spiral ham among other things. Cool deal I think. Some guys in the construction industry have it tough, living week to week. A spiral ham, if used right can last an EASY 2 weeks. Just my opinion. Can you say amazing bean soups for a week?!?!!? Well, My cousin’s house burnt down on New Year’s Eve, yeh, looooong story, I’ll cover that later. One of the items he lost (they lost everything) was his deep fryer. I have asked him a hundred times to make a deep-fried ham but he just sticks to turkeys and fries. So picked one up. 1) I’ll probably give it to him anyway. 2) I need to do something with that spiral ham.
Lots of mustard, some Worcestershire sauce, sriracha sauce and 350* later! Good food!
Again, I yanked it a little early. I don’t have much experience with the deep fryer so I got a little scared of the “burnt look”. But stick to those temps. My inner meat near the bone was a little over 130*. Maybe another 5-10 minutes would have done it. Anyway…sandwich time!!!!
Fried me an egg. Sliced up some avocado. Sliced a tomato. Some sriracha. Toast. MMM MMM MMMM!!!
Forget the recipe, cook for yourself!