TOS (Terms of Service)

Ah, TOS Terms of Service/Use/Disclaimers. Well, let’s get to it.

  1. Terms:¬†By accessing this website, you are agreeing to be bound by these website Terms and Conditions of Service/Use, all applicable laws and regulations, and agree that you are responsible for compliance with any applicable local laws. If you do not agree with any of these terms, you are prohibited from using or accessing this site. The materials contained in this web site are protected by applicable copyright and trade mark law. BOO YAH! Cookie cutter stuff there. Beat feet if you don’t agree. ūüôā
  2. Use License: My, me, I, or reference as such is dewmanshu, the owner of this site. I’ll do the best I can to post my own recipes or use someone else’s for starters and then wreck it. I’ll mention as such. ¬†So, my recipes are for your use and sharing. ¬†If you don’t like my recipe(s), I am sure you’ll say it was mine. So give some credit where credit is due if you do like them. ūüôā ¬† Commercial use of anything on this blog/website is NOT authorized or allowed without express written consent by me.
  3. Disclaimers:
    1. Deleted.
    2. Don’t take me seriously in my posts. “Seriously” being a relative term. I am a huge goofball that loves life and completely understands if you can’t laugh at yourself and also accept you are going to die of something one day, then you might want to stay away from this site/blog. I am typically the devil’s advocate. Not that I get along with the Devil, but I surely lovely to hear why you or anyone is so apt in not hearing the other side of things.
    3. Use my advise, opinions, conversation, food, recipes, or anything of mine at your own risk. Period. I am not responsible for you thinking if I say avocado is good for putting on your nipples and you do it and it turns out you have a horrible life threatening allergy to¬†lycopene. I am not responsible!!! For crying out loud think for yourselves! We waste billions in ink to put on those tiny¬†oxygen removal¬†packs “DO NOT EAT”. Billions. Eat it and natural selection has done its thing. I am not responsible for what I like or I try and you hurt or kill yourself or worst others trying it also.
    4. I am not a cooking professional. Heck, as of today I am not a professional at anything. Heed that information. Jack of all trades, Master of NONE. I like never know what the F I am talking about.
    5. I may or may not mention company names/products.  I will give full disclosure if I am affiliated in anyway with products, manufacturers, or any business beyond my personal use on a case by case scenario.
  4. Links: I have not reviewed all of the websites linked to this site and I am not responsible for the contents of ANY linked or mention website. The inclusion of any such link or mention does not imply endorsement by me or any website, such as this one, administered by me. Use of any such linked or mentioned web site is at the user’s own risk.
  5. Site Terms of Service/Use Modifications: I reserve the right to change these at any time I like. Don’t like it? Don’t participate¬†and do not use this site for any type of consumption.
  6. I will not, ever, ever, sell anybody’s information. Ever. ¬†We will not sell any of your information. BUT, this site is public and as such, post responsibly and at your own risk.
  7. Site is public and my family and friends use it. I want activity, but this is not a forum so I will not tolerate drama. Join a forum with your buddies and hash it out there.
  8. Express yourself. Smile. Think of something funny, share with your friends and family. Love. You have the right to be who you want to be. Be it. But if I think what you want to be stinks, then we reserve the right to keep you from here.
  9. ;Spam, the mystery meat. We are not affiliated with Spam in anyway. We didn’t ask their permission for this website name nor the idea I am posing for this site.
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